Is Your Cat A Cheater? Take This Quiz To Find Out If Your Kitty Is Being Unfaithful!

by Cat McAuliffe August 2, 2017, 9:17 pm

Has your kitty been coming through the cat flap and heading straight to the shower? Have you noticed another woman’s lipstick on their collar? Do they no longer want to cuddle with you like they use to? Does it seem as though they’re not interested in hearing about your day?

If so, then your cat might be cheating on you with a neighbor, a work colleague, or even your best friend! Take this simple quiz to find out if your kitty has been stepping out with someone else or if they’re still hopelessly devoted to you!

Has your cat recently started bringing you gifts -- like their favorite toys -- for seemingly no reason?

Yes! I wake up every morning with a different toy or dead rodent on my pillow.

They've brought me a few toys recently, but definitely nothing out of the ordinary.

They've always brought me their favorite mousie, and that hasn't changed.

Recently, has your cat disappeared for hours and sometimes even days?

Yes! Sometimes they don't even come home for dinner -- I have no idea where they go.

I might not be able to find them for 30 minutes or so, but I just shake the treat bag and they come running.

No, I know where my cat is at all times -- usually on my lap!

Does your cat no longer want to cuddle like they used to?

They don't really want to snuggle much anymore, but that's normal, right?

They don't seem to want to be petted as much as when they were a kitten, but they still cuddle up with me at night.

My cat is such a lovebug! They're always on my lap or curled up next to me.

Have you noticed an increase in their physical activity?

Yes! I think I actually caught them trying to lift weights the other day.

They've been racing around the house a little more than usual, but I think they might have just gotten into some catnip.

No, we've always played together on a daily basis, so their activity level hasn't changed.

Have you noticed that they've started grooming themselves more than usual?

Yes, they actually took a bubble bath the other day, but that's nothing to be concerned about, right?

They have been washing themselves a bit more, but I haven't noticed a big change.

They've always been really good about grooming themselves, and the frequency and duration hasn't changed.

Has your cat become really secretive about their phone?

Yes! They've started taking it everywhere with them, and it's like they're trying to hide who they're texting.

They've been using their phone a little bit more than usual, but I wouldn't say they're secretive about it.

My cat doesn't have a phone. They're a cat.

Is your cat spending more time at the office instead of hanging out at night with you?

Yes, they've been working long hours and we rarely see each anymore.

They've been working a bit more than usual, but I know they just want to make more money to give us a better life.

My cat doesn't have a job. Do most cats work? That seems really weird.

Has your cat recently taken up a new hobby that dominates a lot of their time?

Yes! My cat started taking drawing classes, and they're always going on about how cool and talented the other students are.

My cat's really into chasing the red dot right now, but I don't really think that qualifies as a hobby.

My cat doesn't have hobbies. They spend most their time asleep or licking themselves.

Has your cat started drinking more or using drugs?

Yes! Their partying has gotten out of control. It's really interfering with our relationship.

They definitely love a good catnip toy, but that's pretty normal, right?

This quiz is ridiculous. Does anyone's cat actually have a drinking problem?

Is Your Cat A Cheetah? Find Out If Your Kitty Is Being Unfaithful

Yes!

Your cat definitely has someone on the side. You should see a couple's counselor right away if you want to salvage the relationship. Alternatively, you can contact a good attorney who can tell you about your options.

Maybe!

It's possible your cat is cheating on you. Communication is key, so have a long chat with your kitty to find out if they're satisfied with your relationship. They might just be feeling bored or neglected, and you don't want them to pack their bags if you can save your relationship.

Definitely not!

Your cat only has eyes for you, but make sure you show them how much you love them. You wouldn't want them getting treats and cuddles from some stranger who might try to lure them away from you. Cats are pretty fickle.